I’m A Chickensh!t…

When I was still working over at TV Squad, I wrote a piece called I want a date with Stacy Keibler. Well, this past weekend I not only finally got to meet my former boss at TV Squad, Keith McDuffee, but also the chance to at least talk to Stacy.

It was at an ABC Family Party that Keith was nice enough to drag me along to, and Stacy was there. So after a little liquid courage, a little prodding from Keith, I got up the nerve…. and totally wussed out.

You won this round fate, but I’ve now rededicated myself to the cause. It’s on.

6 Responses

  1. Luke Says:

    Thank you Captain Obvious. We’ve all known that you’re a chickensh!t for years now :)

  2. Jeff Says:

    Don’t blame yourself, blame whatever you were using as “liquid courage”

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    next time try Canadian Whiskey; works for me all the time

  3. Jeremy Pepper Says:

    You have made me sad.

  4. kristin sample Says:

    You need to practice your moves in the mirror at home. No girl can resist the double guns if performed correctly and with confidence.

  5. blaine Says:

    Next time, accidentally spill water on her and then offer to get her napkins. Total icebreaker! Actually, wasn’t she a wrastler? She would probably break your face in half. yar.

  6. Ryan j Budke » Blog Archive » I’m Not Quite A Chickenshit Says:

    [...] I meant to write something about this a few months ago, but totally forgot about it. As you’ll recall, I’ve had a bit of a (made up, fantasy, non-existant) history with Stacy Keibler. One of my first posts that got ran by AOL when I was at TV Squad was basically me creepily asking her out. Then, just this past summer at ComicCon, I was hanging out with Keith McDuffee and totally pussed out by not even talking to her. [...]

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